If you had an evil twin, what would their name be?
Mine would be Chaz. Chaz would look almost exactly like me, but he’d wear contacts instead of glasses and gel in his hair. He’d be very mean-spirited (obviously), really obnoxious at parties, say “duh” and roll his eyes at people, and use the terms “wicked” and “bitchin” all the damn time. He’d start fights with bigger strangers at bars, fight dirty and then run away bragging that he’s won. He’d yell at the screen during movies and walk down the street having loud conversations on speakerphone. Chaz would own a parrot and keep it on his shoulder and only teach it bad words. He’d pretend to high-five you then slick back his hair instead. Chaz would not wear a mask anywhere, citing his “freedom.” Chaz would play videogames with a headset just so he could hurl obscenities at strangers from the comfort of own bean-bag chair. Chaz would have multiple popped collars and wear slotted Kanye sunglasses and boat-shoes. Chaz would vote for Trump forever if he could.
Chaz would be the absolute worst.
I apologize for Chaz’s behavior.
Man. There are way too many Chazzes in this world as is...